Secrets unknown By Hankster 101
Hi, my name is Hankster 101, and here is my best story yet. Here goes!
You know Pesto, right? Well, he isn't just a magician, you know. He's also an undercover agent for the FBI. He has met the best spies the world has ever known, too. He has met James Bond and Jackie Chan, and all those other guys. Anyway, one day, he was on his way to the wagon in the field to buy himself a new magician's hat when suddenly, BING! BING! BING! He received an emergency call from his boss! He pressed a button on his utility watch and disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
Later...
" Cough, cough!" gasped Pesto, " Next time, I take the jet pack." He walked over to a 10 inch plasma screen TV. ZZZZRRT! " Good afternoon, Agent Pesto." said the man on the screen (he's actually the head of the FBI agency, but we'll just cal him the man) " Hey there, boss." replied Pesto, " What is it now?" " Burglarette has been spotted hanging around the underground hatch, coming in and out again!" said the man " We think she has an evil plan in store, and she is hiding it in the depths of the underground tunnels!" " I can already smell something fishy," said Pesto," like, literally" Pesto covered his noes. " Ahem." said the man, " It's my new deodorant. You like?" Pesto only managed a weak smile and a thumbs up. The man grinned. " I just knew you'd like it!" To tell the truth, Pesto absolutely HATED fish. He could even smell the new deodorant the man was wearing, and they were talking by web cam! He learned he hated fish when Fullmoon dared him to eat a salmon role. The turn out was NOT pretty, so right at that moment, Pesto was trying his hardest not to throw up all of his guts. One thing's for sure, Pesto seriously needed a glass of water and fresh air FAST. " Your mission is to find out what Burglarette is up to, and report it to the governor general." Pesto nodded. ZZZZZZRRT. The screen went black. Pesto ran outside, his face as green as peas, and after a few gasps of air and 3 glasses of water, he felt pretty proud of himself for not throwing up in front of his boss. After a few minutes of being proud of himself, he went home to pack for his big mission.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Thanks for reading, my fellow hammies!
Watch out for my next story!
Secrets Unknown
Part2
The Team Up
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6 comments:
im on captain nuts side
jamiel lax scinga jedi and penny r evil and they r telling me to join evil but i never will.never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! your so good i love it when pesto said " i smell something fishy like literally" :) that was funny !
Sincerly Gaby3i3i or Anna-belle!
that was good and funny nibbles i will not be on the evil side i am on nibbles side for ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER!!! EVER!!!! EVER!!EVER!
im am so happy of this story i am almost going to cry
eww hankman u are so so so nasty
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